Its all so sugarless

Diamond hard promises and million dollar pills

Friday, November 28, 2008

I saw twilight for free on the internets. And i must say i was surprised because it didnt sucked.

Yes it's still cheesy but that's really the beauty of the book. They really toned down the 'fanfiction' side of Twilight. And they took actors who are not 'plastic beauties'. The vampire guy, can look almost ugly from a certain angle, and the girl can look like a lesbian but still they are both gorgeous to look at. Because let's face it, this movie is all apparences. It's not deep, it's not remotly close to our reality. There's no hidden messages.

It's only about a really really good looking young, vergetarian and virgin vampire. A virgin because he still beleives likes he's in the late 1800s. Veggie, cos he doesnt want to be a monster, so he only drinks animal blood. And get this: he fucking glitters and sparkles when its sunny.

So its laughable, but the movie somehow made it work.

i give Twilight: B

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Bah, im tired.
But im making money. Not a lot but just enough to consummate material things again.
Im listening to Michelle Obama right now, and i love her. She's so articulate and awesome and Obama gets to f*** her like everynight. This is lovely.

One month worth of school to go and this semester is over. I never had that many A+ so it's going well. I also had a C-. That i never had in my entire university life.

For Christmas, i want Marie-Antoinette, Karl Lagerfeld, Madonna, a kitty, hello kitty and dvds. That's my list.

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Tuesday, November 04, 2008


Dear Americans,
Don't let the world down, don't let ignorance, hate and religion win again.
Vote Obama-Biden. Please.
pretty please.
Audrey

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