This lovely lady is my boyfriend's one-eyed cat. She's lolita. And she just got shaved! She the most tiny and lovely little girl-cat i ever met. I love her so much that i want to marry her. And have her babies.

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You know what is also amazing?

i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's penis's skin. Not all of them, but some are softer than the others. Especially my bf's penis. I could seriously pet his penis for hours, just cos its so fucking SOFT. I'd love a couch made only with penis's skin....so much better than leather.

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What is also amazing his the rest of my bf. He's the most perfect thing ever. The nicest, sweetest mysoginist you will ever met. (hehe) Oh i dont want to blahblah about him but hes just amazing.

In my past relationships, i knew from the beginning it wouldn't last. 1) Because i was too young, 2) Im a pessimist, 3) two of them had major issues! But anyways, everytime, i would be like whatever, when we're going to break up im all going to be like fuck him, i need a break, urghh he was stupid etc etc

But in this relationship, see, he could dump me tomorrow for whatever reasons, But i dont think i could hate him, or despite him, i dont think i could loose any respect for him. Im going to be heartbroken and maybe suicidal or just going mental but i won't be angry at him. I don't think i'll ever stop loving him. And whatever happens, i want him to be happy because HE DESERVE it. He's just a good person. And that is so rare now. But right now, he's with me, and after 2 years, im still in shocked he's with me. I still squee , i still sometimes talk outloud to myself and say i love him i love him so much. I still panic when he's not holding my hand.

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What you should listen to : Hard Candy- Madonna

What you should read: Blindess by José Saramago

What you should do: get a kitty