SO SOON SO SOON SO EXCITED YAY YEAH YEAH!!! I need a gay friend who loves Madonna and Mariah and Cher. Someone whos really tramp and kisch and superbe. Like a mix of Karl Lagerfeld and Elton John and Mika and Rufus Wainright. A real gay friend who tells me when im FIERCE OR HOT TRANNY MESS and most of all whos EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW MADONNA CD.

Dear Madonna,

I loved your last album. The first 4 tracks were grandiosses. But but but some songs like the one about some Jewish guy going into the desert for freedom ( i guess) was a bit too much, a bit too cheesy-preachy for me. We, your fans loves your dance tracks. When you sing about dancing, or wanting to go dancing or...spending your night dancing...or just about anything involving how awesome you are at dancing....ITS AWESOME. '4 Minutes to save the world' is pretty damn good. I love it cos its a tiny bit about dancing. I love you. I love you I LOVE YOU.

Audrey