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Diamond hard promises and million dollar pills

Friday, October 13, 2006

INTERVIEW WITH BORAT!!!

Quotes from the new Entertement weekly magasine.
Is your family treating you differently now that you're a Hollywood movie star?
They has start to ask me for favours. My mother want a pretty hat, my 12 year old son, Hooeylewis, want eat beef jerky and my 11 year old son, Bilak, want to do a sexytime with Lindsay Lohans. Of course, these has not all be possible, but i am ope soon to find the hat for my mother.
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Your movie has been getting overwhelming positive reviews. How do you see your chances of winning an Oscar?
In anticipate of this Oscar event, my twelve year old son Hooeylewis has set off travelling here on foot from Kazakhstan with his wife and two childrens. If he arrive in time, I have promise him that he can make romance explosion inside most beautiful actress in world, Liza Minelli.
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theres more!!!!
Does anyone else in your family have Hollywood aspirations? Would you consider moving to Los Angeles?
My 12 year old son, Hooeylewis have already start in this showbizness and recent become actor in Kazakh version of 'Telebubbies'. He good, but still very nervous of camera — especially for sex scenes. I do not know why — he have magnificent chram, circumference 16.4 centimetre and should be proud to show it to the other childrens.
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